“Let’s have sex,” Haru says one day when Hyun is absolutely minding his own business.
“Um,” says Hyun. He sets aside the book that he was reading, carefully setting it down to mark his page. “What?”
“Sex,” says Haru. “You and me? I think we should.”
It’s—hm. So the thing is, Hyun isn’t totally surprised by this development, given Haru’s general disposition of trying to fuck everything in the house that moves and some things that don’t. Most of those things are quite amenable to it, although Hyun says a silent apology in his head for thinking of Rui and Muti-hyung as things.
It’s just that, well. Hyun isn’t into Haru that way, and also sometimes Haru looks at Hyun like Hyun is something to eat, and that freaks Hyun out, actually.
If he wanted to be freaked out while having sex, he’d just go and fuck Rui again.
Like the fact that Haru has an erection right now also freaks Hyun out.
“Can’t you just, I don’t know, go have sex with Muti-hyung or Rui?” Hyun asks.
Haru drapes himself in Hyun’s lap and loops his arms around Hyun’s neck. “But Hyunnie-hyung, I want to do it with you.”
He bats his eyelashes, and Hyun wonders if this actually works on Wumuti.
Seeing that Hyun isn’t swayed, Haru pouts, narrowing his eyes. “Come on. If you don’t, I’ll tell Muti-hyung that you were mean to me.”
“What?” Hyun lets out a startled laugh.
He’s about to shove Haru off his lap and out the door, lock the door, and go back to his book.
And then Haru actually makes himself tear up, the little fucking psycho. Like a big, theatrical tear rolls down his cheek, and he sniffles, sounds so heartbreaking when he says, “And then… he made me, Muti-hyung. He held me down and—and—”
Haru’s performance trails off into gentle, heartfelt sobs where he looks like a wronged little lamb, and Hyun just stares at him like he’s grown a second head.
“Hey, so quick question, what the fuck is wrong with you?” Hyun asks.
Haru shrugs, putting away the doe eyes, which is creepy when he still has tears dripping down his face. “Nothing. I just really want to try it with you. Can I? I’m like really bored.”
He notices—because Hyun’s body is a traitor and because Haru has been writhing around on him for the past ten minutes—that Hyun’s dick is hard, and Haru’s face lights up like it’s Christmas because, again, he’s a little fucking psychopath. He noticeably brightens. “Oh! Did you like that? Do you want to try—I mean I can cry while we do it, if you want. Do you wanna feel like you’re hurting me with your big—”
Hyun slaps a hand over Haru’s mouth. And Haru moans. And then licks it. Ew.
“Why are you so annoying?” Hyun asks, flapping his hand to try to get evil maknae cooties off of it, and then flips Haru over.
Haru gasps when his belly hits the mattress, bouncing a little. But before he can sit up, Hyun is on top of him, biting at his shoulder and dragging his pants down his narrow hips and skinny legs while Haru struggles.
He bites Haru’s buttcheek to vent, because Haru is being a little terror and because Hyun is annoyed, and he’s hard at 3 p.m. on a weekday when he doesn’t want to be, and it makes Haru sob and buck his hips against the bed.
And then Hyun is annoyed that Haru had liked it, so he drags him into his lap and slaps his ass a few times, building up a rhythm, spanking him because Haru had actually tried to blackmail him, what the fuck. Maybe he needs to try to smack the evil out of Haru or something.
“Hyunggg,” Haru whines, hips jumping forward, trying to hump himself off against Hyun’s lap.
“Stay still,” Hyun says with another sharp crack of his palm to Haru’s bare ass. “Stay still or I’ll stop, and Muti-hyung wouldn’t believe you that I made you, because she knows how much of a slut you are.”
“I am not!” Haru yells in outrage.
Haru whimpers as Hyun keeps spanking him until his ass is bright red and on fire.
When he starts crying again, Hyun is pretty sure it’s for real this time.
“Do you know what you did wrong?” Hyun asks.
Haru sniffles, and his voice is wet and warbly. “I tried to make you fuck me.”
“And?” Hyun spanks him again, a hard crack on his already sore-looking red ass that makes Haru jolt and cry out.
His cock is throbbing. He’s so hard, and his ass hurts so much.
Haru sniffles. “And I threatened to tell Muti-hyung that you fucked me without permission.” He turns wet, watery eyes on Hyun. “Will you stop hitting me now? My ass hurts…”
It’s hard not to feel sympathy for Haru when he looks like this, like the most innocent, wronged baby in the whole wide world.
But, Hyun reminds himself, Haru is basically the devil incarnate. And unfortunately, he’s really horny now.
“I don’t know. You were really bad, you know? Someone ought to teach you better manners.”
Hyun spanks Haru once more on each red cheek, mostly just because he can.
Haru sobs, crying out, “Hyung!” his unclothed cock drooling against Hyun’s pant leg.
He spanks Haru until his ass his bruised and he’s crying, and only then does he stop, helping Haru to sit up and hugging him, rubbing his back and soothing him.
“There, there, I’m sorry. Hyung is sorry he hurt you.”
Haru sniffles, wailing until he finally cries himself out, until the sobs peter out into just the occasional sniffle.
Hyun unbuckles his belt with one hand, grabbing for the half-empty bottle of lube that Rui had left the last time she was here and quickly slicking his cock.
“You wanted hyung to fuck you, right?” Hyun murmurs to Haru as he lines himself up.
“Not anymore, you’re mean,” Haru protests, trying to push Hyun’s face away, but he refuses to get out of Hyun’s lap because he doesn’t actually want to give up the cuddle. He hates being spanked the most, and he wants cuddles and kisses after.
Muti-hyung at least lets him cum if she’s going to spank him that hard.
Haru’s eyes widen as he feels the head of Hyun’s cock at his hole. Hyunnie-hyung is so big, and it’s what Haru had wanted—but that was before Hyun had decided to fucking spank him, and now Haru doesn’t want him anymore, but unfortunately, Haru had done what Haru is best at and pushed too many buttons, and now it seems like it doesn’t really matter what he wants.
Hyun rubs his cock along the cleft between Haru’s cheeks, lube making it so slippery that it slips against Haru’s rim.
Haru tries to scrabble out of his lap, but gravity works against him. As soon as he finds the right angle, Hyun’s cock breaches his hole with a sickening pop, stretching Haru wide, and Haru slides down on it.
He moans as he feels Hyun’s cock filling him up. It’s so big it feels like it’s going to break him.
Unfortunately, Haru had teased too much, and Hyunnie isn’t gentle. He thrusts up hard, using Haru for his own pleasure without seeming to care how it makes Haru feel.
“Ow, ow, ow,” Haru mouths as Hyun fucks his hole.
Every thrust slams Hyun’s hips against his sore ass, slapping the sensitive skin and making it sting.
When Haru tries to reach for his cock, Hyun grabs his hand and pulls it away, pinning it behind his back.
When he feels like he’s getting close, Hyun pushes Haru face-down on the bed and slams into him hard, pounding him the last few times until his orgasm overtakes him.
He yanks his cock out so quickly that the sudden emptiness makes Haru gasp, and Haru moans as he feels Hyun’s hot, wet cum painted over his hole, striping his bruised ass.
“Hey, will you buy me Taco Bell1?” asks Haru.
1. THERE’S TACO BELL IN SEOUL, I CHECKED